
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Lane Lands in Los Angeles

Friday, January 8, 2010
Army-Navy, Edition #110

For most of
For us, it doesn’t start a day, week, or even month before the game. For us (by the way, the “us” at the
The week before the game is known as “Beat Army week,” or just “Army week.” The stated purpose of Army week is to raise the spirit of the Brigade (that means all of us Mids) in the week leading up to the game, but that is far from what happens. Mostly, it’s just college kids that are stuck on the Yard (the campus/base) 4-6 days per week cutting loose and doing crazy stuff, such as water balloon/condiment/actual fights in the Hall, sometimes even stuff that’s not mentionable with Baseball Mom possibly skimming this. Plus there are the King Hall antics (King Hall is where we all gather to eat 3 times a day. It fits 4500+, so keep in mind that it’s huge.). Wildmans are most popular (someone, usually a plebe, dumps water on an upperclassman’s head, then runs like hell, because if they get caught before they get back to their room, they’re in trouble), with “Beat Armys” a close second (upperclassmen mix whatever they can find at the table in a cup, a plebe stands on their chair and tries to gulp it all down as everyone cheers them on and hopes that they fail in spectacular fashion). Don’t get me wrong, there are good-hearted pranks in there too, like stealing all of a woop’s (see #4 here) uniforms, forcing them to wear whiteworks, the plebe summer uniform (basically what you would make someone wear if you wanted them to look like a complete idiot). In short, it’s a crazy week. Especailly now that the actual game has been pushed back from the first weekend in December to the second, so that we don’t have to compete with the conference championship games, and thus Army week is now the same as the last week of classes. Nothing like trying to bang out that last paper with madness reigning in the Hall.
The pregame festivities usually have some juice, but I was really disappointed this year. One of the annual staples is the entrance of the Leapfrogs (Navy SEALs) and whatever-the-hell-the-Army-calls-their-parachuting-team. The real fun of this is how much each side is invested in their landings. If one of our guys comes in for a sweet landing, we roar our approval. If one of their’s rolls like a tumbleweed, we again roar our approval, in as mocking of a way as possible. The problem this year was that we had 3 jumpers, and they had about 46. Ok, 46 is hyperbole, but you get the idea. It made no sense. Of course, the flyovers are the real spectacle anyway, so it was all good. Or at least it should have been. For reasons beyond me, there was no F/A-18 (what I want to fly, no less) flyover as scheduled. I was more disappointed than Baron Davis when Elton Brand left him at the altar (keep in mind this was before Brand showed how washed-up he is by scoring 6 fewer points and grabbing 3 fewer boards per game than his career averages – and if you don’t know what that’s talking about, just know that I was really disappointed. Like when your grandma buys you an ice cream cone, only you’re a kid so you run around and drop the ice cream on the ground).
Given that this whole thing revolves around a sporting event, you were probably expecting some kind of insider description of the contest from someone that was there. So here it is: it was boring as hell. More so than usual for a team that has not thrown a single pass in two separate games in the past two years (granted it was pouring rain for both games, and coach Ken Niumatalolo is scared to pass when the weather is perfect, but c’mon – we didn’t throw once, in 2 hours of game time!). It was 3-0 Army at halftime. The teams combined for 434 yards of offense, 324 yards below the per game median across the nation. The teams combined for 10/28 passing (a whopping 36% completion percentage), for 138 yards, 1 TD, and 2 interceptions. At least the running was spectacular, right? WRONG. Exactly one person averaged more than 4 yards per carry. That player, Navy’s Marcus Curry, provided both the longest run and pass reception of the game, at 16 and 25 yards, respectively. This game was more conservative and boring than the Fox News Channel. Don’t get me wrong, I was elated that our boys stuck it to Army for the eighth year in a row (we’re at 7 in a row against Air Force, by the way), and we got to taunt the Cadets again. There’s no feeling quite like all of us Mids chanting “WATCH OUR BOWL GAME!” in unison at the cadets, especially when we denied them their first bowl bid since ’96, along with singing Blue & Gold (our alma mater) at the top of our lungs after the game. I’m just saying that the actual game was overwhelmingly forgettable.
Next year is my last at the
~~ Lefty
P.S. If you do watch, make sure you catch the flyover. Nothing like the roar of four F/A-18s rolling by. Also, don’t expect much from our marching. We really don’t care. USMA does, but we’ve figured out that marching in line became useless when our forefathers decided to run around and duck behind trees for cover to repel the Redcoats.
Can I Get A Do-Over?

You don’t want to say it? Fine, I’ll say it.
Last night’s BCS National Championship game was a huge ball of disappointment.
Obviously, the disappointment comes from Colt McCoy’s injury. Considering he had Texas down on the goal line on their first drive of the game, it’s fair to think that the score wouldn’t have been 24-6 in Alabama’s favor for much of the game had he been able to go the distance. I’m not normally one to deal in definites like “oh, if this-and-this had happened, then that-and-than would’ve happened.” However, I think it’s pretty clear that if Colt McCoy plays 60 minutes,
Consider this:
Another aspect of this is that
At the end of the day,
As long as Colt McCoy isn’t playing.
~~ Lank
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Texas Tech Gets Messy

Talk about a story that keeps getting weirder and weirder. The Mike Leach fiasco at Texas Tech reached an apex today when the university fired their successful football coach “with cause”, amidst reports that Leach mistreated a member of his football team by placing him in an electrical closet during practice after the player had mentioned suffering a concussion.
Oh, and did I mention that this player is Adam James, the son of ESPN analyst Craig James? If you don’t think that had anything to do with the magnitude of this story, then I have some residential property in
Adam James is a little-used wide receiver and was supposedly frustrated with his playing time. Needless to say, he and Coach Leach probably didn’t have the best of relationships; especially if James had a girlfriend. When whatever happened happened (and the details are still coming out. Leach admits to keeping James away from the team during practice, but in an air-conditioned facility that was near the practice fields. Either way, it’s one man’s word against another and the truth will likely never be known), James probably took it extremely hard, considering the incident was coupled with the frustration of not playing on a regular basis.
Adding a further layer to the story is the fact that Texas Tech and Leach had a very testy contract renegotiation last summer, and haven’t been on the same page ever since. Leach and AD Gerald Myers have a relatively frosty relationship, making it all the more unsurprising that Leach was fired. As soon as word about the incident emerged, I was pretty sure that the end result would be a parting of ways of some kind. That’s not to say that there was conspiracy against Leach by the administration or anything, but he was on a short leash, to say the least. When you get accused of putting a player in an electrical closet as punishment (for an injury, no less), that tends to violate a “short leash”. I’m just saying.
According to reports, the players aren’t in complete agreement about the decision. Some are defending James and saying that they’re happier now that Leach is gone. Others have questioned James’ work ethic and the validity of his story. Defensive coordinator Ruffin McNeil has taken over as interim head coach, and does not appear to have been involved in any of the episodes that occurred at Texas Tech during this period. With all of this in mind, it’ll be interesting to see how the Red Raiders perform in the Alamo Bowl against Michigan State (January 2nd, ESPN, 9 pm). Will they unite during the turmoil and put on a good performance? Or will they fall prey to all of the distractions and come out looking rattled? They’re better than
It’s hard to say what’s next for Mike Leach. He’s regarded as a brilliant offensive mind, as evidenced by the fact that his teams regularly score some of the highest point totals in the country. However, in today’s politically correct world, the mishandling of a player is a scarlet letter of sorts for coaches. It’s ok to lie to athletics directors, switch schools at the drop of a hat, and violate recruiting bylaws. But if you mistreat a player, whew boy, you’re considered a bad person. My best guess is that he’ll resurface at the mid-major level, keep his nose clean for a few years, and then get another big-time gig. His behavior at Texas Tech has always been quirky, but never abrasive, so future employers will be willing to overlook this incident so long as it seems to be an isolated occurrence. Besides,
Just ask Nick Saban.
~~ Lank
Monday, December 28, 2009
Billy Donovan, Er, Urban Meyer Was Just Kidding

Seriously, is there something in the water down in
And they just so happen to both be coaches at the
When men’s basketball coach Billy Donovan decided to go to the Orlando Magic, I was, admittedly, a little surprised. He seemed to have everything going for him at
In recent years, coaches like Dana Altman at Creighton and Gregg Marshall at Winthrop spurned gigs at Arkansas and College of Charleston, respectively, to stay where they were (Marshall has since moved to Wichita State). So I guess it’s not all too uncommon, but it certainly doesn’t make it any more sensible. I realize the “leaving was harder than I thought” angle is certainly in play with decisions like these, but didn’t they think about that prior to taking the other job?
But I digress. Back to Pope Urban.
Meyer’s situation is a bit more confusing than all of the aforementioned situations (and even Bill Belichick’s decision to resign from the New York Jets after a few days in order to take the Patriots job) because it’s health-related. No one can deny that he has a few issues to deal with; he has a cyst on his brain and a heart muscle defect. After the details of his apparent resignation surfaced, the decision made sense to me, and I actually admired (admeyered?) Urban’s call. The wherewithal to make such a choice in the midst of such a successful run really took some courage. It’s easier to walk away from an uncertain situation than a prosperous one, but Meyer was doing the opposite.
For a few hours, at least.
Now that he’s back at Florida (and make no mistake, by saying he hopes to be on the sideline for the 2010 opener, he’s essentially saying that he’ll be there without a doubt), I’m concerned for him. His health problems aren’t going to get better, his family is still going to miss him immensely, and the high-stress atmosphere of coaching in the SEC won’t get any easier. What happens to Meyer now if winning all sorts of titles with one of the best runs in college football history made him feel terrible? I’m scared that one day we’ll be looking back on this decision as the one that ultimately backfired on Meyer. Instead of riding off into the sunset with a handful of accomplishments and all of his health, he’ll instead be given a much less happy ending.
Ironic, right? Especially since everyone thought LEAVING
~~ Lank
Saturday, December 26, 2009
What's Next For Florida?

Here I was, sleeping through the Meineke Car Care Bowl when all of a sudden Big Brother said, "Lank, GET UP!" I was worried either somebody was breaking into his apartment, a relative had died, or something else serious happened. It turns out that something serious did happen.
Urban Meyer resigned as head coach of the Florida Gators.
Sure, to most normal families, this wouldn't qualify as "something serious". However, my family isn't quite normal when it comes to our passion for sport. I immediately picked up the computer and began looking for answers. Why? What spurred this? When did he decide? But no one had any answers. Outside of the TV report on ESPN, there were no further details.
Now that the smoke has somewhat settled, a few more things are becoming clear (heck, that article will probably be updated between the time I post it and the time you read it). Meyer has had health problems and they are interfering with his coaching ability. The high-stress occupation of coaching triggers headaches for Meyer, as documented in a story in Sports Illustrated before the SEC Championship Game earlier this month. A cyst on his brain has made him keel over in pain when his stress levels get too high, causing him to feel as if a knife is being stuck into his head repeatedly.
As you can probably imagine, that doesn't sound very fun.
The reward of coaching players and winning titles just isn't worth the pain and effort anymore, so Meyer is hanging up his whistle...for the time being. It should be noted that none of the (early) information mentions this being permanent, so maybe Meyer is looking for a few years of tranquility to get his health problems under control before putting on the headset again. Regardless, we all hope for the best for Urban Meyer and his family. Health problems are nothing to mess around with, so hopefully he can get things back to normal and will no longer have to deal with his aches and pains.
Not to be overly callous, but another question that must be answered is, Now who will take over as Florida head coach? Because I get paid the big bucks at STML, I'll attempt to answer that question for you. Here are my five best guesses, in order, in terms of feasibility. Obviously, Bill Cowher would be a great move for the Gators, but I just don't see him coaching college football...ever. Keep in mind that these guesses are coming a half hour after the story first broke, so if I turn out to be wrong, I'll use that as my excuse. But if I turn out to be right...well, you'll never hear the end of it. Ok, let's get started.
1.) Dan Mullen, Mississippi State head coach - I know that Mullen has only been with the Bulldogs for a season, and hasn't really proven himself as a head coach yet. However, he was Meyer's offensive coordinator at Florida from 2005-2008 and proved to be a quite capable assistant. After to moving to Starkville this season, he took the Bulldogs to a better-than-expected 5-7 record, and gave them a spark on offense that wasn't seen under former coach Sylvester Croom. He knows what it takes to win at Florida and, from all accounts, had a great relationship with his players. If Florida wants to make the best of this unfortunate situation, hiring Mullen is the way to go. Will he leave MSU after only one season? Eh, I'm not sure. Nobody likes to look like a snake, but getting a job like Florida's is the reason that you take a job like Mississippi State's. I'm just sayin', it'd be a hard opportunity to pass up.
2.) Bob Stoops, Oklahoma head coach - It seems like Stoops' name gets thrown around for every big opening, but there's a reason for that. He's done great work in his days in Norman, but you get the feeling that he and the Sooner faithful are growing tired of one another. He's been there since 1999 and sometimes a change of scenery is the best thing for someone. Having been the defensive coordinator at Florida under Steve Spurrier, Stoops is aware of the pressures of coaching at Florida (similar to the pressures at Oklahoma, obviously) and would not be daunted by the task. If the pitch and price are right, I could see Stoops making the move to the Sunshine State.
3.) Mike Shanahan, former NFL head coach - I'm obligated to throw out Shanahan's name simply because he has ties to Florida athletics director Jeremy Foley. Shanahan was mentioned during the 2001 offseason when Steve Spurrier resigned as the Gators' head coach and the search was on for a replacement. At that time, it just didn't make sense because Shanahan was firmly ensconced at Denver and had his eye on another Super Bowl ring. Now? Shanahan is unemployed and looking for the right opportunity to get back into coaching. He's been bandied about with regards to the Washington Redskins and Dallas Cowboys, among others, but I'm not sure if those situations would be right for him (read: meddling owners). At Florida, he would be THE MAN, and could do whatever he wanted with the program. That may be a more attractive option to Shanahan than having a power struggle with an NFL owner.
4.) Jon Gruden, former NFL head coach - Currently an analyst for ESPN's Monday Night Football, Gruden seems to be relaxed in the booth calling the action on the field, but you can tell he misses the action on the field as a coach, too. An x's and o's master, Gruden would be a solid fit in college due to his personality and offensive schemes. However, he's always struck me as a pro coach, so that, combined with his contract renewal at ESPN, make him a longshot. Sure, the contract was signed while Florida still had a head coach (Gruden lives in Tampa), but I don't know if the allure of coaching the Gators will be enough to pull him out of the booth right now.
5.) Charlie Strong, Louisville head coach - The least likely of the five names mentioned here, Strong was Meyer's defensive coordinator at Florida. However, he recently took the head coaching job at Louisville, so it's unlikely that he'd do an about-face after taking over as the Cardinals' head man. Sure, the Florida job is a much better job than the Louisville job, but the PR nightmare that would ensue for both Strong and Florida (for taking someone else's newly-minted coach) might be too much of a risk. I do think that Strong will be a good head coach someday, but you can't take that risk on a guy who has never been a head coach before.
Obviously, these names are all guesses as no information about a successor has been made public. I'm sure AD Jeremy Foley is already working the phones and getting a list in order, but for the time being, your guesses are as good as mine. If Florida follows a logical decision-making process, and I think they will, then these five guys are about the best they can hope for. My opinion? Get Mullen, apologize to Mississippi State, send them a few tickets to Disney World and the Final Four, keep the rest of the staff intact, and get ready for a few more SEC titles.
~~ Lank
Friday, December 18, 2009
College Bowl Game Predictions

Monday, December 14, 2009
Lank's Take on the Heisman Vote

Monday, November 30, 2009
A Letter To Bobby Bowden
Sunday, November 15, 2009
My Top 25 Poll: November 15th
Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday Night Picks: November 13th
Thursday, November 12, 2009
BCS: As In, "Boring College Season"

I’ve never felt this way about a college football season before. Ever.
Usually when somebody says that, they’re referring to an unusual amount of excitement or drama or something else positive. I’m saying that because I’ve been bored by this year’s college football season.
Yes, you read that right. Lank. Bored. With college football. Who would’ve ever thought?
How did we get here? I have no idea. I think it has something to do with the best teams in the country all looking lame at various times. Were it not for some blocked field goals, timely penalties on the opposition, and sprained AC joints, Alabama, Florida, and Texas would all probably have a loss (or two) right now.
TCU? They’re legit; it’s just that with the Mountain West conference’s ridiculous TV deal, I only get to see a handful of their games. So am I supposed to get excited about watching TCU’s gamecasts online each week? At least they’re on CBSCSTV (no really, that’s an actual channel) this week against
Conference races? Sure, there are some exciting races going on, but it’s hard to get excited about a bunch of 6-3 teams trying to get the crown. When you expect greatness and get mediocrity, it sucks. No, not every conference can be good, and I realize that, but what exactly do I have to do to get a strong team that takes pride in going for a conference championship and doesn’t lose games it shouldn’t (Oregon, Virginia Tech, Miami, Ohio State, all Big 12 teams not named Texas; you’re on this list).
Some people might think that the anarchy occurring in
Quick, name the best game of the year. I’ll wait…
...ready? What’s your answer? Oh, you couldn’t think of one? Why not, were there so many great games that you couldn’t narrow it down? No? There just weren’t any good ones to choose from? Oh, that sucks. For the record, my vote goes to Florida State-Miami…which just so happened to take place in Week 1. Sign of the times, I guess.
And I think that’s the problem: there has been no excitement to this season. No epic clashes, no memorable player performances (does anyone want the Heisman? Anyone?), no hateable teams or players (besides Notre Dame, obviously), no juggernauts we’ll be telling our kids about (thanks, Urban; no really, thanks for taking your wonderful offense down to a GED level and making me sit through a bunch of 24-13 games. I appreciate it). When they throw together those season-long highlight reels at the end of the season, I love them. Recounting all of the great moments and big games from the year is always a treat. I just have no idea how they’ll fill that space at the end of this season; nothing of note has happened.
It’s gotten so bad that I haven’t even written a “The Weekend That Was” post in like three weeks. No, I hadn’t forgotten, I just couldn’t fake writing about storylines and happenings in the college football world that I didn’t give a crap about. When I first started writing those posts, it was fun, because the season was just beginning and there were a million directions in which it could head.
Unfortunately, the 2009 college football season went in the one direction that I never thought it'd go: boring.
~~ Lank
Sunday, November 8, 2009
My Top 25 Poll: November 8th
Friday, November 6, 2009
Friday Night Picks: November 6th
Sunday, November 1, 2009
My Top 25 Poll: November 1st
1.) Florida
2.) Texas
3.) Alabama
4.) TCU
5.) Cincinnati
6.) Iowa
7.) Boise State
8.) Oregon
9.) Georgia Tech
10.) USC
11.) LSU
12.) Penn State
13.) Houston
14.) Ohio State
15.) Virginia Tech
16.) Oklahoma State
17.) Pittsburgh
18.) Miami (FL)
19.) California
20.) Notre Dame
21.) Wisconsin
22.) Arizona
23.) Oklahoma
24.) Utah
25.) Duke
I know the inclusion of Duke will probably cause some bewilderment amongst some readers, but the fact remains that they're 3-1 in the ACC, one of only two teams with one loss in the conference. Are they going to remain that way? With North Carolina, Georgia Tech, Miami, and Wake Forest on the slate, probably not. However, for the time being, there aren't a lot of good resumes out there, and the fact that they've overcome an early bad loss to Richmond to win four of their last five games merits a Top 25 vote in my book. I looked far and wide for teams to fill the 21-25 spots, and there just wasn't much to choose from. Kansas is choking their season away; West Virginia got outclassed by South Florida; South Carolina embarrassed themselves in Knoxville; I mean, there just aren't very many good teams out there right now. So, congratulations, Duke; keep up the good work and I'll keep you in my poll. Please try to contain your excitement, Blue Devils fans.
~~ Lank
Friday, October 30, 2009
Friday Night Picks: October 30th
Monday, October 19, 2009
One Loss? No Biggie
