Friday, September 4, 2009

I'm Rooting For You, Riley


North Texas doesn't get a lot of publicity nationally. They play in the Sun Belt Conference, they're one of eleven Division 1-A schools in Texas, and they don't have much of an NFL presence at all. If it weren't for the New Orleans Bowl every December, I doubt anyone would know anything about the Mean Green (look, I just taught you something about UNT). But don't let that keep you from being a part of one of the most intriguing stories I can recall ever hearing about.

QB Riley Dodge, only a freshman, is playing for his dad's job.

Todd Dodge, Riley's father, is one of the best high school coaches that the state of Texas has ever produced. In his time at Southlake Carroll High School, Dodge implemented a high-octane, no-huddle passing attack and amassed a 98-11 record in seven seasons. In the final five years of his tenure, Southlake Carroll lost only one game and won four 5A state titles. The loss was by 1 point in the state championship game. Feeling that he had mastered the high school level (ya think?), Dodge turned his energy to a new challenge -- rebuilding the once mighty North Texas Mean Green.

There was a time when North Texas winning the Sun Belt Conference was about as certain as taxes being due in April. Upon entering the conference in 2001 (their first as a full member in Division 1-A), the Mean Green won four straight league titles and went to the New Orleans Bowl every year as a result, even winning the 2002 edition. Coach Darrell Dickey was the up-and-comer du jour, times were good, and thoughts of North Texas not winning the Sun Belt were as far away as could be.

Then, in a flash, for reasons unknown, it all came crashing down.

In 2005, the Mean Green went 2-9, finishing 7th in the Sun Belt. An aberration, most thought. Even a juggernaut can have an off year. But when North Texas lost 9 games for the second year in a row in 2006 (going 3-9), the university's administration decided that they'd seen enough and fired Dickey. Only two years removed from being top dog in their conference, the Mean Green were now going back to the drawing board.

Enter Todd Dodge.

In Dodge's first season, the Mean Green got even worse. The 2007 North Texas football team went 2-10 and had one of the worst defenses in the country. Last year, in 2008, North Texas went 1-11 and didn't win a single game in the Sun Belt. What had been unfathomable 4 years earlier in Denton was now strikingly real. The boosters, administration, and alumni are not happy about the direction of the program, and the feeling around the UNT program is that if progress of some kind isn't made in 2009, Todd Dodge will be unemployed.

Enter Riley Dodge.

The triggerman for his dad's prolific offense at Southlake Carroll, Riley Dodge put up video game-like numbers in high school. His junior year, under his father's tutelage, Dodge threw for 4,184 yards and 54 touchdowns and ran for 1,119 and 13 scores. Absurd. A big time recruit, Dodge verbally committed to the University of Texas, making his lifelong dream of becoming a Longhorn a reality. However, when it came time to sign his letter of intent, Riley was unable to watch his father struggle from afar, and jilted Texas at the altar to become his father's newest quarterback project. After redshirting in 2008, Riley Dodge was named the Mean Green's starting quarterback for the 2009 season, a crucial year for his father's hopes of being employed at North Texas in the future.

No pressure, Riley; just put up some numbers, win a bunch of games, and bring the program back to prominence. Oh, and save your dad's job while you're at it.

In his season debut Thursday night, Riley Dodge was solid, totaling 289 yards and a touchdown. The biggest thing he did was win. Going on the road to do it, no less. Yes, Ball State is bad this year and won't win a lot of games, but that's not the point. The point is that North Texas couldn't beat anybody the past couple years, but won a road game to start the season. With Ohio coming to Denton next weekend, it's not entirely implausible to think that the Mean Green could be 2-0 before heading to Alabama to collect a loss and a nice paycheck. Remaining home games against Army, Western Kentucky, and UL-Monroe give North Texas a puncher's chance of getting a few more wins this season. Getting 3 or 4 wins would show the administration at UNT that Coach Dodge has the Mean Green headed in the right direction, which should, in turn, take some of the pressure off of him.

Translation: if Riley Dodge performs well this season, his dad keeps his job.

Due to the economic downturn, my dad is unemployed and has been for some time now. It's frustrating to me to see such an intelligent, talented individual without work, especially when he's willing and able to work. If there was something, anything, I could do to keep him from being unemployed, there's no question in my mind that I would do it without a second thought. I'm not alone in feeling this way; I'm sure thousands of sons and daughters around the country share in my thinking.

Maybe that's the reason I'm pulling so hard for Riley Dodge. I'm living vicariously through him because he has the power to do something that I wasn't able to -- save my dad's job. If Riley succeeds and his dad stays employed, it gives me hope that all of my hoping and praying isn't for naught. It will prove to me that it is possible for sons to help their dads improve their situations even if our impact may not be as direct as Riley's.

So, Riley, do your thing this year. Put up sick numbers. Win 10 games. Win a conference championship. Go to the New Orleans Bowl. Do it for your teammates, do it for your school, do it for your coaches, but most importantly, do it for your dad.

In the process, you'll indirectly be doing it for me.

~~ Lank

One College Football Fanatic's Wish

I love college football. This is no secret. It's my favorite sport, and every year I get jacked up for fall Saturdays. It's what I do, and I will never apologize for it. When people ask me in October, "what are you doing this weekend?" and I say, "watching football," they try to ask more questions as if there's more to my weekend. There isn't, so quit looking for more. I wake up, watch every game I can, and then go to bed. That's it. College football (and the NFL, to an extent, on Sundays) consumes my life.

However, that's not to say that I wouldn't make a change or two (or eight). No, not the BCS; I'm fine with it. Really, I am. That's a whole different post that I'll have produce the second week in December when everybody's mad that (insert one-loss team here) didn't get into the big game when (insert another one-loss team here) did. Rather than list these changes out for you in my national outlook, I've decided to keep them inside so that I don't sound like a whiner. I love college football and will not hate on her. Think about your girlfriend/wife/fiancee. Yes, they're flawed, but you're not going to say that out loud, nor are you going to give your friends a laundry list of things you'd change about her. That's just not nice, nor does it accomplish anything. She's not changing just like my girlfriend (yeah, I said it), college football, isn't changing.

Except for one thing. You know how there's that one little thing about your girlfriend that drives you nuts and you complain about it to anyone who'll listen (yes, you always deny this when your boo brings it up, but you know what I'm talking about)? That's me with college football conference schedules. They're a joke. They're uneven, they don't work, and they don't allow every team to play one another throughout the season, thus leaving the door open for co-champions. How lame. Only the Pac-10 has 10 teams and plays 9 conference games. The Big East has 8 teams, so their 7-game schedule works out well, but all of the bigger conferences have 8-game conference slates in leagues that have more than 9 teams. That's just silly.

Because I love you, college football, and because I have entirely too much free time on my hands (remember, no living, breathing girlfriend; just a sport that doesn't love me back), I'm realigning conferences and making it so that all 120 teams fit into 10-team leagues that will play 9 conference games, ensuring that everyone will play every other team in their conference. Except for Army and Navy. I like them being independent and making their own schedules, so they remain that way. Two conferences have been adjusted for this by only including 9 teams. Without further ado, here is the Skip To My Lank College Football Conference Realignment Plan.

Atlantic Coast Conference:
Members - North Carolina, Duke, NC State, Wake Forest, Clemson, Georgia Tech, Florida State, Virginia, Virginia Tech, and Maryland

Logic - Bye bye, Miami and Boston College, it was fun. The most northern and southern neighbors in the current ACC must go because they just don't fit. The expansion brought in Virginia Tech, which works for a number of reasons, but the Eagles and 'Canes are square pegs in round holes in this conference.

Big Ten:
Members - Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Michigan, Michigan State, Ohio State, Northwestern, Minnesota, Purdue, Wisconsin

Logic - Penn State, keep it real. Though the Nittany Lions have certainly shown an ability to be competitive in the league, it was a lot more fun when it was 10 Midwestern schools that liked to throw down. Plus, I'm tired of people who have no comedic talent whatsoever calling the conference the "Big Eleven" and thinking it's funny. Because it's not.

Southwest Conference (formerly the Big 12):
Members - Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Arkansas, Houston, TCU, Baylor, SMU

Logic - I'm a sucker for tradition, so I'm bringing back the SWC...with a twist. Rather than including Rice, I'm adding Oklahoma and Oklahoma State to keep the conference strong. The Sooners and Cowboys were around for the infancy of the old SWC before fleeing for the Big 8. Now, everybody's back together and it's sure to be one heck of a show.

Big East:
Members - Cincinnati, Louisville, Pittsburgh, Syracuse, West Virginia, Connecticut, Rutgers, Boston College, Notre Dame, Penn State

Logic - Basically, I took the 8 teams in the current Big East, subtracted South Florida, an odd fit, and added Boston College, Penn State, and Notre Dame. This is a great move, I think. Notre Dame isn't relevant enough anymore to justify being an independent, and they could start solid regional rivalries with Cincy and Louisville. Boston College makes more sense with the Northeastern vibe of this conference than it does for the ACC. Penn State doesn't fit well in the Big Ten, but could settle in here with West Virginia and Pittsburgh and geographical rivals. This was one of my finer strokes as a realignment artist. I'm proud of it.

Southeastern Conference:
Members - LSU, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Tennessee, Florida, Georgia, Miami, Alabama, Auburn, Kentucky

Logic - South Carolina fans are going to hate me for taking them out of their conference, but heck, they've only been there since 1991 anyway. They're never going to be competitive in the current SEC, so I'm basically doing them a favor. Vandy has to go because smart schools can't function in a league that emphasizes paying players and getting them accepted no matter what. That's just science. Arkansas makes more sense in the SWC than the SEC and would be a great fit there. It works all the way around. Trust me, Gamecock fans.

Pac-10:
Members - Arizona, Arizona State, California, Stanford, USC, UCLA, Oregon, Oregon State, Washington, Washington State

Logic - If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Thank you, Pac-10, for actually making sense with your membership group.

Conference USA:
Members - East Carolina, Marshall, UCF, Vanderbilt, Temple, Buffalo, Middle Tennessee State, South Florida, South Carolina, UAB

Logic - This conference was the toughest for me to rearrange. There aren't a lot of geographic similarities here, and I mixed power conference teams with mid-major teams. South Florida and UCF play a decent rivalry game, so making them conference mates makes sense to me. Buffalo and Temple are throw-ins from the Northeast, but I had nowhere else to put them. I do think that this conference has potential, however, and maybe South Carolina can finally win a conference championship.

Sun Belt:
Members - North Texas, Southern Miss, Arkansas State, Troy, Florida International, Florida Atlantic, Louisiana Tech, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, Tulane

Logic - A lot of the teams are the same here, but I just swapped a few out to make more geographic sense. Southern Miss, Tulane, and Louisiana Tech fit in well here, despite the fact that the Golden Eagles and Bulldogs are higher-quality programs. Think of them as the new Boise State of this league.

Western Athletic Conference:
Members - Hawaii, San Jose State, San Diego State, Nevada, UNLV, Idaho, Fresno State, UTEP, New Mexico, New Mexico State

Logic - Once again, a grouping that makes too much sense not to do. Those random California schools now all have a home together, and the Nevada/New Mexico pairs provide solid depth to the conference. Boise State was too good for everybody anyway, so now things are wide open again. Thank me later, guys.

Mid-American Conference:
Members - Toledo, Miami (OH), Ohio, Kent State, Bowling Green, Akron, Ball State, Western Michigan, Eastern Michigan, Central Michigan

Logic - 6 Ohio schools, 3 directional Michigan schools, and a throw-in from Indiana. Perfect. They could take a bus to all of their games if they wanted.

Mountain West Conference:
Members - Air Force, BYU, Utah, Tulsa, Wyoming, Boise State, Colorado State, Colorado, Utah State

Logic - Our first 9-team league, the MWC now features Tulsa and Boise State, two of the better mid-majors out there, to go along with the power teams in BYU and Utah. Colorado gets demoted after performing poorly in the Big 12 in pretty much every sport (but mainly football), and is now considered a solid opponent for every school in the conference. I honestly think this could work out well for the Buffaloes.

Great Plains Conference:
Members - Memphis, Western Kentucky, Kansas State, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Iowa State, Rice, Northern Illinois

Logic - Our second 9-team league, the Great Plains Conference includes most of the current Big 12 North teams to maintain all of those rivalries. However, there is a drop-off after them to Memphis and Rice, but their big-city recruiting grounds should allow them to catch up now that they're in a serious conference. Northern Illinois and Western Kentucky were thrown in because they're a lot closer, geographically, to the rest of these schools than you think.


So there you have it. My realignment plan in all its glory. I realize it's not perfect; some teams are entering tougher conferences and some teams are stepping down on the prestige pole, but it all works out for the better. The Big East, ACC, SEC, SWC, Pac-10, and Big Ten are stronger than ever and keep their BCS tie-ins. The Great Plans, Mountain West, and C-USA are in the next-tier, which is more than the current landscape, in which the MWC is the only reasonable option as a second-tier league. The rest are a couple notches below the big boys, and my plan wouldn't affect that one bit, except that only three conferences are way sub-par (Sun Belt, MAC, and WAC) as opposed to four in today's alignment (Sun Belt, MAC, WAC, C-USA). Traditions are upheld, rivalries are maintained, and some new blood is infused into conferences for the better. A win-win for universities, fans, and even the powers-that-be in college football.

Now, if I could just figure out how to get all of these teams on board, we could get the ball rolling. Well, at least I have something to do with my free time now.

~~ Lank

Blount Force


In a sport known for its immature players, emotional exchanges, and physical action, college football saw one of its most ugly moments last night that, sadly, included all three of those combustible elements. Oregon was soundly beaten by a superior opponent in Boise State. Playing on their signature blue field, the Broncos took down the Ducks 19-8 and, truth be told, it should have been much worse. Normally, such a result would have been the biggest story of the evening. However, when craziness ensues after the game, that takes precedence.

Oregon's starting running back, LeGarrette Blount, punched Byron Hout, a Boise State defensive end, after Hout taunted him following Thursday night's matchup. Blount stated before the season that Oregon "owed (Boise State) an ass-whuppin'." Chances are, Hout reminded him of this and added some of his own commentary. Fresh off an embarrassing loss, Blount obviously was in no mood for this and coldcocked Hout. Ironically, Hout's coach, Broncos head man Chris Petersen, was at the scene of the incident because he was dragging Hout away from Blount, and yelling at him for taunting the Oregon player.

Upon seeing this transpire, I sat there for a minute to make sure I saw what I saw. The announcers didn't really jump on it live; they waited until a replay clearly showed what happened, so I figured I may have caught it at a bad angle. Once it was confirmed, though, I texted Big Brother and said, "if I'm the coach, that guy never plays for me again." It was an act that has no place on the football field. Yes, things get violent during games and there are flare-ups from time to time, but nobody just jaws an opponent after the game is over. It just shouldn't happen. Ever.

This isn't the NFL; professionals are treated differently. Steve Smith, the Carolina receiver, not the New York Giant, has punched in a teammate's face twice in his career and every single Panthers fan still loves him. Leonard Little, a Rams defender, literally killed a woman while driving drunk. Michael Vick killed a few dogs. Pro teams are businesses that adhere to one rule -- win. That's it. Winning cures all. College teams, for better or worse, are the biggest PR firms for their institutions. For universities, which are supposed to be educating and enlightening our children, they can have no such behavior associated with them. Especially since there are no contractual obligations to keep a poor citizen around. I know there's a double standard, and I'm not saying that pros should get off the hook every time, but let's not be naive and act like we don't know why it doesn't happen. I'm a realist.

I must admit, a small part of me thought it was funny. Hout reminded me of that guy at the bar/party/club/outing that runs his mouth all the time and doesn't think anybody is "real" enough to shut him up. So when Blount rocked him and sent him sprawling to the ground, there was a second there when I thought he just got what was coming to him. We've all hoped that the loudmouth gets a few teeth punched out to teach him a lesson, but we can't be the ones to do it because there is too much at stake in our lives for us to possibly go to jail (side note: I would never press charges against someone who beats my butt in a fight. I figure nobody will beat me down for fun, so I must have had it coming. It frustrates me when a person will hassle someone, telling him that he's not "man enough" to do anything about it, and then when said guy turns around and beats some humility in him, the instigator presses charges. What a punk move. Take your beating like a man or shut up. I doubt you'd press charges if you won the fight, so why press them just because you got rocked in the face a couple times? Ok, I feel better now. Moving on...). That's not to excuse Blount's inexcusable behavior; but I can't deny the entertainment value in the episode. That's all I'm saying.

In the end, Blount ruined his career with a single punch, Woody Hayes style. He has been suspended for the rest of the season, and his chances of getting drafted, which were very good before the incident, have gone up in smoke. This was a kid with problems before, so hopefully it will take this bottoming-out for him to realize what he needs to do to mature and act like a grown man. His football dreams may be slipping away, but that doesn't mean he can't live the rest of his life in a productive manner after learning a lesson in the hardest of ways. In many ways, his career is now like that of a guy whose injuries force him to give up the sport he loves.

One hit, and it's gone in a flash.

~~ Lank

EPL Wrap-up: Week 3


With the calendar turning to Sept. 1st this week, the transfer signing period is over until January. For Chelsea it is over until 2011. FIFA laid down an incredible year long signing ban on Chelsea this week for tampering with 18-year-old Lens winger Gael Kakuta. Chelsea illegally convinced him to break his contract with Lens and sign with the London club.

What does this mean for Chelsea?

Well in a sport where the only means of changing your team and improving your club is through signing new talent, signing transfers, and raising money by selling players, they are at an extreme disadvantage. Their team will have to virtually stay the same and hope that they don't lose any players. If we look to tampering cases in other sports, we will remember a couple of years back when David Stern took 5 first round picks from the Minnesota Timberwolves for salary cap tampering with Joe Smith. Needless to say, if you are a professional sports team....stay away from tampering.

Now to games...

It was a slow week, but the game of the week was definitely Arsenal vs. Manchester United. The Gunners vs. The Red Devils provided plenty of excitement and some shenanigans to boot. The game was back and forth until Prince Andrei Arshavin scorched the Man U defense and keeper with an incredible shot to put Arsenal up 1-0. The Gunners kept the lead going into the half, but it wouldn't take long for the wheels to start falling off the wagon. First, Almunia makes a terrible challenge on Wayne Rooney giving Man U a penalty to tie the match. Second, Abou Diaby who had been playing well all game made a little league error to put the ball in the back of his own net. The true high light of the match was when Arsenal appear to level it at 2-2 in th 95th minute. The goal by Van Persie was called back for offsides and Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger proceeded to kick a water bottle down the sideline and Ref Mike Dean proceeded to throw him out. But instead of leaving the pitch Wenger just walks up into the stands (keep in mind that they are playing at Man U). I will let you watch the shenanigans with some commentary.

The rest of the league was not nearly as entertaining, but you will get the short wrap anyway.

Liverpool rebounded from the loss to Aston Villa with a 3-2 come from behind win over Bolton. Surprisingly "Captain Comeback" Yossi Benayuon didn't score the game winner. That belonged to "The Second King of England" Steven Gerrard himself.

Man City pulled off a 1-0 win over Portsmouth. Emmanuel Adebayor put in ANOTHER goal to make it one in every game this season. Now Man City is undefeated this season along with Chelsea and Tottenham, and a lot has been said about their challenging the top 4. However, having watched Man City, their wins are not impressive at all. Squeaking out a 1-0 win against sub-par competition doesn't say much about your club overall. They should be beating teams like Portsmouth (which Arsenal beat 4-1) and Wolverhampton.

Aston Villa continued the winning ways with a 2-0 victory over Fulham. Tottenham remained undefeated with a 2-1 win over Birmingham. Sunderland who was starting strong, dropped one against Stoke by the score of 1-0.

Top of the Table:

1) Tottenham
2) Chelsea
3) Manchester United
4) Manchester City
5) Stoke City

Awards:

Best Team: Liverpool. Fighting back to beat Bolton. They should have never been down, but they had heart and fought for the win.

Worst Team: Burnley. Against Chelsea they just never had a chance. This was to be expected however

Biggest Surprise: Stoke City has somehow found their way up to the 5th spot in the EPL. Don't expect that to last, but they deserve a shout out for the accomplishment.

Biggest Disappointment: Arsenal. I'm an Arsenal fan, but it is inexcusable the way the Gunners fell apart with a 1-0 lead at Old Trafford.

Player of the Week: Gabi Abonlahor (Aston Villa) - Really caused 2 goals in this game with his work. The first own goal was caused by his hard run at the ball and pressure to the defense, the second was a pure strike and all the credit was his.

Check in every Friday for a new EPL wrap-up.

--Dirk - International Soccer Correspondent

Thursday, September 3, 2009

College Football Preview: National Outlook

Now that all of the conferences have been explained inside and out, it's time for me to give you my lookahead to what will happen on the national scene. Figuring out the nationwide puzzle is much different than solving the conference puzzle, because so many more pieces are involved and all of them are somewhat dependent on the others. USC can't lose a game and go to the BCS Title game if both Florida and Texas are undefeated, for example. Everything that follows is stuff that's come to me over the past couple weeks that I feel is pertinent enough to include in the national outlook. As always, feel free to disagree (even though I'm right).

Predicted FINAL Top 25:
1.) Florida
2.) Oklahoma
3.) Texas
4.) USC
5.) Ohio State
6.) Ole Miss
7.) Oklahoma State
8.) Alabama
9.) Penn State
10.) Georgia Tech
11.) Georgia
12.) Florida State
13.) LSU
14.) Oregon
15.) Virginia Tech
16.) Boise State
17.) California
18.) Michigan State
19.) Notre Dame
20.) BYU
21.) Cincinnati
22.) TCU
23.) Kansas
24.) North Carolina
25.) Oregon State

Heisman Trophy:
1.) Tim Tebow, Florida
2.) Colt McCoy, Texas
3.) Sam Bradford, Oklahoma
4.) Jahvid Best, California
5.) Jevan Snead, Ole Miss

Rising Stars:
1.) Jonathan Dwyer, Georgia Tech
2.) LeGarrette Blount, Oregon
3.) Mardy Gilyard, Cincinnati
4.) Blaine Gabbert, Missouri
5.) Ryan Mallett, Arkansas

Impact Freshmen:
1.) Matt Barkley, USC
2.) Bryce Brown, Tennessee
3.) Rueben Randle, LSU
4.) Manti Te'o, Notre Dame
5.) Trent Richardson, Alabama

Best New Coaches:
1.) Doug Marrone, Syracuse
2.) Chip Kelly, Oregon
3.) Lane Kiffin, Tennessee

Worst New Coaches:
1.) Bill Snyder, Kansas State
2.) Frank Spaziani, Boston College
3.) Mike Haywood, Miami (OH)

Best Coaches:
1.) Urban Meyer, Florida
2.) Pete Carroll, USC
3.) Jim Tressel, Ohio State

Worst Coaches:
1.) Dave Wannstedt, Pittsburgh
2.) Mike Sherman, Texas A&M
3.) Bill Lynch, Indiana

Most Important Games:
1.) Oklahoma vs. Texas, October 17th
2.) Alabama at Ole Miss, October 10th
3.) USC at Oregon, October 31st
4.) Texas at Oklahoma State, October 31st
5.) Ohio State at Penn State, November 7th

Coolest Jerseys:
1.) Oregon Ducks
2.) Florida State Seminoles
3.) Texas Longhorns
4.) UCLA Bruins
5.) Iowa Hawkeyes

Best Stadium Atmospheres:
1.) Tiger Stadium, LSU
2.) Beaver Stadium, Penn State
3.) Autzen Stadium, Oregon
4.) Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, Florida
5.) Sanford Stadium, Georgia

Best Mascots:
1.) Chief Osceola and Renegade, Florida State
2.) Ralphie, Colorado
3.) Bevo, Texas
4.) UGA, Georgia
5.) The Duck, Oregon

~~ Lank

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

College Football Preview: Southeastern Conference

The Southeastern Conference wasn’t very good last year. Fact. Sure, they get credit for having the national champion and another BCS participant, but overall the conference was lacking the depth it has recently been known for. Tennessee was impotent; ditto Auburn; LSU lost one less game in 2008 than they did in the previous three season combined; Georgia was supposed to be unstoppable, but was far from it; you get the idea. This year, the SEC boasts a handful of potentially great teams as long as they don’t cannibalize each other along the way. Yeah, it’s probably Florida and everybody else again, but don’t be surprised if Ole Miss, Alabama, LSU, and possibly Georgia make some noise of their own.

Predicted Order of Finish:

East Division:

1.) Florida – They won the national title last season after dumptrucking anybody and everybody they played after an early season loss to Ole Miss. They have 17 starters returning from that team, including all 11 on defense. Their quarterback is probably the best college QB of all time. Are you getting it yet? Florida is unbelievably good. QB Tim Tebow, the Heisman Trophy winner in 2007 as a sophomore and finalist last year, is back for his senior year. That alone makes the Gators a contender. Add in the return of RBs Emmanuel Moody, Chris Rainey, and Jeff Demps, and there is plenty of firepower in Gainesville. The question mark is at receiver where all-world Percy Harvin is now gone to the Minnesota Vikings. Harvin was the most dynamic player for the Gators last season and will be greatly missed. WRs Carl Moore, David Nelson, Riley Cooper, and Deonte Thompson are all talented – but they’re not Harvin. Their improvement decides whether Florida is going to be incredible or invincible. Florida must replace both tackles on the line, but there is plenty of talent in place to make sure that protecting Tebow and opening up holes for the backs isn’t an issue. Last year, the Florida defense was supposed to be what was keeping Tebow and Co. from being national-title good. By the end of the year, the dominant unit was a large part of the reason that the Gators were able to win it all. There is talent all over the place, depth at every position, and experience dripping from all sides. In short, expect this defense to be outstanding. After giving up 31 points to Ole Miss in their lone loss of the season, the highest total this group gave up the rest of the year was 21 to LSU…and the offense scored 51, so it was excusable. It all starts on the defense line where DEs Carlos Dunlap and Jermaine Cunningham make life miserable on opposing quarterbacks. Dunlap had 9.5 sacks this year and is a good best to usurp that total in 2009. The linebackers are ridiculously talented, and are led by Brandon Spikes. Spikes was projected to be a Top 10 NFL Draft choice, but chose to return to school to repeat as national champions. His 93 tackles were the top total on the team, and he should get close to 100 again this year. The secondary is anchored by stud CB Joe Haden and terrific safety Ahmad Black. These two always seem to be around the ball and make it nearly impossible to throw on the Gator defense. Sophomore Will Hill would start at safety at any other school, but will get time as a backup at Florida this year. The Gators’ schedule is relatively easy. The road trip to LSU is obviously a tough game, but the trips to Kentucky, Mississippi State, and South Carolina don’t seem that bad. Watch out for the rivalry game against Georgia in Jacksonville; that should be a good one.

2.) Georgia – Joe Cox, your table is ready. After QB Matt Stafford left early to become a #1 draft choice, Cox was given the reins of the Bulldog offense. He’s used to carrying on tradition, as he was the successor to Chris Leak at Independence High School and kept their winning streak intact during his two years as a starter. Cox will be throwing to a talented group of wide receivers led by the fabulous A.J. Green. As a true freshman, Green caught for 963 yards and 8 TDs. Expect even better numbers this season. The running back situation is cloudy after the departure of Knowshon Moreno, but a host of talented backs are vying for the job. RBs Caleb King and Richard Samuel will share carries to begin with, but look for Samuel to emerge as the featured back as the season wears on. The offensive line returns all 5 starters which is a huge boost to the offense. Cox will have time to throw, and the new running backs should have plenty of space to run. On defense, the Bulldogs have a group that disappointed last year, but should be due for a bounce back season this year. DT Geno Atkins is a hoss and will lead an improved line that should be much better against the run this year than it was last year. LB Rennie Curran makes plays all over the field and led the team in tackles last year with 115. Akeem Dent is a returning starter at linebacker as well, so expect this unit to be very good from the get-go. The secondary gave up some big plays last year and will need to improve to bolster the Georgia D. CB Prince Miller is a very good cover-corner and should match up well with the receivers he faces. S Reshad Jones is a tackling machine, but covers like a linebacker…and I don’t mean that in no nice way. The Georgia schedule is pretty tough, all things considered. The opening weekend game at Oklahoma State is a huge test right off the bat, and conference road games against Arkansas and Tennessee are no gimmes either. Once again, the division crown will come down to the Cocktail Party battle against Florida in Jacksonville.

3.) Tennessee – Well, Lane, show us what you’ve got. After running his mouth all offseason about various coaches/teams in the SEC, new Volunteers coach Lane Kiffin hasn’t made any friends. However, his energy and enthusiasm, coupled with a peerless work ethic, have given Tennessee fans reason to believe he’s the right man to pull them out of their Phillip Fulmer-induced malaise. QB Jonathan Crompton returns for his 11th year at Tennessee and hopes to produce in his senior year. He’s got physical ability out the wazoo, but is very inconsistent. Kiffin has a track record of producing fine passers, so expect Crompton to improve this season. His wide receivers are talented, but inexperienced. Freshman Nu’Keese Richardson, an SEC name of the year nominee, is expected to start from the get-go, and former Freshman All-America tight end Brandon Warren is switching to wideout. Denarius Moore, a junior, has some experience and can stretch the field with his blazing speed. The running back situation is up in the air. RB Montario Hardesty has played relatively well in the past when he’s gotten time, but super-recruit Bryce Brown, the crown jewel of Kiffin’s first class, will likely get the most carries. Good speed and good vision set Brown apart from his peers and he should get to show what he can do from opening day. The right side of the line must be replaced, but expect the unit to play well under Kiffin’s tutelage. On defense, Monte Kiffin, Lane’s fater and the architect of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers ‘Tampa 2’ scheme, takes over. Considering this group was one of the absolute best in the country last year, expect no drop-off in 2009. Safety Eric Berry is the star, and rightfully so as he always seems to be around the ball no matter if it’s a running play or a pass play. Keep your eye on #14, he does special things on the field. The defensive line is very strong on the interior with DTs Dan Williams and Wes Brown. DE Chris Walker has good speed on the edge and should be able to apply plenty of pressure to opposing quarterbacks. The linebackers are a young group with little experience, but returning starter Rico McCoy should be able to cover up some of their mistakes. Outside of Berry, the secondary could be an issue. CBs Brent Vinson and Art Evans have experience, but don’t always make good plays on the ball. Tennessee’s schedule is littered with tough games. At Florida, at Ole Miss, and at Alabama are games that will require a little bit of good fortune for Tennessee to win. I like what Kiffin is doing in Knoxville, though; so a surprise season could be in store.

4.) South Carolina – Fresh off a 7-6 year, the Gamecocks are looking to once again become competitive in the SEC. The problem is that only 10 starters return to a team that wasn't very good last year. The quarterback situation was a mess last year, but through attrition, it may be better this year since coach Steve Spurrier will most likely settle on QB Stephen Garcia. He's still Spurrier, so backup Reid McCollum may get some time. Lining up behind Garcia will be RB Brian Maddox, a bruising runner with good speed. South Carolina had the worst rushing attack in the conference last year, so don't expect much from the ground game. WR Kenny McKinley is gone, so the Gamecocks need a new go-to guy. Jason Barnes is a returning starter and the most likely guy to take on that role, but Moe Brown is the leading returning receiver, so he should get some catches as well. TE Weslye Saunders (no typo) is dependable and should be a valuable commodity for Garcia. The offensive line returns 3 starters, so time shouldn't be an issue for the new quarterback. On defense, South Carolina has some interesting pieces. They finished 13th last year in total defense nationally, so look for this unit to lead the way this season. DT Nathan Pepper and DE Cliff Matthews lead the defensive line, which should continue to put pressure on opposing quarterbacks this season. At linebacker, Eric Norwood is a beast. He initially declared for the NFL Draft, but decided to come back for his senior year. The leading returning tackler and sack man, Norwood is crucial to this defense. In the secondary, FS Chris Culliver is the lone returning starter. He makes plays all over the field, and will have to until the young corners grow up. South Carolina's schedule is a tough one. Road trips to Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, and Arkansas will be difficult to navigate. Home dates with Florida and Ole Miss won't be fun either, although they could jumpstart a surprise season with an early season upset of the Rebels.

5.) Vanderbilt – Fresh off their first bowl appearance in over 20 years, the Commodores will attempt to repeat their success. Returning 8 starters on offense and 9 starters on defense gives them a great shot of doing so. The entire offensive line returns intact, which is huge considering the quarterback situation is troubling. The offense finished 117th in total yardage last season, so improved play at the position is a must. Sophomore Larry Smith appears to have gone ahead of senior Mackenzi Adams, but neither has taken a stranglehold on leading Vandy's new no-huddle attack. RB Jared Hawkins returns after averaging over 4 yards per carry last season. Though Hawkins is steady, look for freshmen Zac Stacy, Warren Norman, and Wesley Tate to get looks in hopes of unearthing a home run threat at the position. The wide receivers are all new starters, but there is some experience available. WRs Terrence Jeffers and Alex Washington are good targets who should provide the quarterback with dependable options. Defensively, Vanderbilt had a very good year in 2008, finishing 21st in the nation in scoring defense. Returning starters are the name of the game here, and the Commodores have plenty. DT Greg Billinger is the leader of a defensive line that returns in full. The unit isn't going to take your breath away, but it's a solid group that will produce. The linebackers are a very talented bunch, led by Patrick Benoist, who earned 2nd team all-conference honors last season. The secondary returns 2 starters, including CB Myron Lewis, a senior who should challenge for All-SEC honors this fall. Vandy's schedule should get them off to a good start before the meat of SEC play kicks in. In order to qualify for a second straight bowl game, the 'Dores must likely upset Georgia or Georgia Tech in Nashville.

6.) Kentucky – In his time at Kentucky, Rich Brooks has made the Wildcats respectable. However, he hasn't quite gotten to the point where they can be competitive year in and year out. This year, there are some problems facing Kentucky, namely the quarterback position. QB Mike Hartline is the returning starter, but did little to impress last season. He must improve his play if UK is to make any noise this year. Former quarterback Randall Cobb is now split out wide and will look to help stabilize the position. If he can emerge as a go-to guy, ironically, he'll help the guy who took his job last season. In addition to Cobb, wideout and SEC name of the year nominee Kyrus Lanxter will try to give the Wildcats the deep threat they've been missing since the days of Keenan Burton. The running back position lacks experience, but look for Alfonso Smith, who played well as a backup last year, to emerge as the starter. The offensive line has some holes to fill, but that is low on the priority list in comparison to settling the quarterback position and finding a go-to receiver. On defense, Kentucky should be good. DE Jeremy Jarmon is the star of a very good defensive line that will not get pushed around by anyone. The linebackers are a very talented group, but don't have much depth. LB Micah Johnson is a good bet to lead the team in tackles this season. The secondary is very good, and could surprise people with their play this season. CB Trevard Lindley is among the best in the conference, and will most likely be playing on Sundays a year from now. Kentucky's schedule is hard. Florida and Alabama come to Lexington early in the season, which gives UK two losses right off the bat. Road trips to South Carolina, Auburn, and Georgia will also cause problems. A bowl game would be a great accomplishment for Rich Brooks this year.


West Division:

1.) Alabama – Roll Tide. Alabama lost a lot from last year's almost-undefeated, almost-SEC-champion team. T Andre Smith, QB John Parker Wilson, and RB Glen Coffee, just to name a few. An offense that looked lost in the Sugar Bowl without Smith will have to find its way with only 4 starters returning. QB Greg McElroy replaces Wilson and will have to be ready from the get-go. He won't need to win the Tide a lot of games, but he certainly can't afford to throw away any, either. RB Mark Ingram is back after a stellar freshman campaign in which he rushed for 728 yards in limited duty. Behind an evolving offensive line, he may not find as much space as he did last year, but he'll certainly compensate for that with his shiftiness. Also keep an eye on freshman Trent Richardson, whom everyone seems to love. McElroy's biggest asset is going to be WR Julio Jones, who impressed everyone with 924 yards receiving as a true freshman last year. With a year of experience under his belt, Jones should be among the best wide receivers in the SEC this year. On defense, Alabama should be stout. Not that coach Nick Saban ever has bad defenses, but this one could be special. NT Terrence Cody is enormous and is a one-man run stuffer. DE Brandon Deaderick will miss some time after being shot in an attempted robbery, but will provide quality play upon his return a few games into the season. Linebacker is a good position for the Tide, with 4 starters returning to their 3-4 alignment. The star is Rolando McClain, who is one of the best linebackers in the country. An NFL future awaits him, but he has unfinished business in Tuscaloosa first. The secondary will sorely miss Rashad Johnson and his peerless leadership, but plenty of talent remains. CBs Javier Arenas (Gilbert's cousin) and Kareem Jackson form one of the top cornerback duos west of Gainesville. Good luck throwing on this group. Alabama's schedule doesn't include Florida, which is a good thing this year. The season opener against Virginia Tech is a biggie, as is the road trip to Ole Miss. That game should decide the SEC West.

2.) Ole Miss – Houston Nutt likes to bill his team as underdogs and then overachieve. However, when his team has expectations, like the 2009 Rebels, it's tough for him to meet them. This year may be different, however, because Ole Miss is loaded this year. Everyone knew former coach Ed Orgeron could recruit; he just couldn't scheme at all. Everyone knows Houston Nutt can scheme with the best of them. This indirect partnership results in a dizzying array of talent on both sides of the ball. QB Jevan Snead is so good that he stole a vote from Tim Tebow on the preseason All-SEC team. Granted, that has nothing to do with anything, but it shows you how he's regarded around the league. 26 TDs in his sophomore year last season may just be the tip of the iceberg. His favorite wide receiver is Dexter McCluster, a versatile talent who can line up at a number of positions. In addition to wideout, you're likely to see McCluster lined up at running back and quarterback in certain packages. The most dependable receiver on the team is Shay Hodge, the active SEC leader in receptions, yardage, and touchdowns. Quite the one-two punch on the edge for Ole Miss. The running game should be stout, as three returning players rushed for at least 500 yards last season. Brandon Bolden is the likely starter, but will share carries with McCluster and Cordera Eason as well. On defense, the Rebels return 8 starters to a group that was 19th in the nation in total yardage last season. DE Greg Hardy is a sackmaster and should help give Ole Miss one of the best defensive lines in the conference. The linebackers are experienced, but there isn't a whole lot of depth there. LBs Jonathan Cornell and Allen Walker are skilled and should make a ton of tackles. S Kendrick Lewis is the leading returning tackler on the team and pairs with CB Marshay Green to give the Rebels a talented, if inconsistent, secondary. Ole Miss' schedule is another reason to be excited if you're a Rebel fan. The conference road games are against South Carolina, Vanderbilt, Auburn, and Mississippi State in the Egg Bowl. If they handle their business at home (read: beat Alabama and LSU), an SEC West crown should be in the cards.

3.) LSU – After an uncharacteristically poor season, coach Les Miles hired former Tennessee defensive coordinator John Chavis to clean things up. His unit is led by DE Rahim Alem, a pass-rush specialist who led the team with 8 sacks last season, good for All-SEC honors. Look for Alem to, once again, be among the conference's elite. LBs Perry Riley and Kelvin Sheppard are good at getting to the ball and should make a lot of plays this year. Harry Coleman brings an added athleticism to the group and should be featured in a number of different ways. The secondary is led by CB Chris Hawkins, the only returning starter in the group. Safeties Chad Jones and Karnell Hatcher are talented, but need to make plays on the ball more consistently. On the other side of the ball, QB Jordan Jefferson needs to be great if the Tigers are to go anywhere. In his limited freshman season, Jefferson showed the ability to make plays with his legs, but also an inconsistent arm. He must progress as a passer to make the LSU offense work properly. His top target will be WR Brandon LaFell, who seems like he's been at LSU for 8 years now. His hands are somewhat iffy, but his speed and ability to break open a short passing route are unquestioned. RB Charles Scott had a very productive year last season, and looks to improve upon tthe 1,174 yards he amassed in 2008. Running behind a big offensive line that features T Ciron Black and SEC name of the year nominee T-Bob Hebert, he should be able to do so. LSU's schedule features some tough games. In addition to Florida coming to Death Valley, the Tigers must go on the road to play Georgia, Ole Miss, and Alabama. Good luck with that.

4.) Arkansas – Bobby Petrino has the people skills of a drill sergeant. However, he also produces results like a drill sergeant so he's worth keeping around...until he leaves for his next job, that is. At Arkansas, he is building something that should arrive neatly wrapped in 2010, but may rear its head a bit earlier. After transferring from Michigan, QB Ryan Mallett gives Petrino the big arm he needs to run his diverse, multiple sets playbook. Think of a distance in your head and I can almost guarantee you that Mallett can throw it that far. Yes, touch passes are somewhat of an issue, but Petrino is smart enough to limit those for his quarterback. Behind Mallett, RB Michael Smith returns after rushing for 1,000 yards last year. He's a very quick back with big play ability, but has a history of injury problems. Former USC tailback Broderick Green will also play this year after getting a waiver from the NCAA to play immediately after transferring due to health issues in his family. WRs Joe Adams, London Crawford, and Jarius Wright form one of the deepest groups of pass-catchers in the nation. They are a talented bunch that will only enhance Mallett's play this season. The best of the receivers may be TE D.J. Williams, a pro prospect with tremendous hands. Defensively, the Hogs return 9 starters to a group that was great at times, but inconsistent as well. The entire defensive line returns intact, and DT Malcolm Sheppard should lead the way after leading the team in sacks last season. At linebacker, Jerry Franklin covers sideline-to-sideline and should lead the team in tackles for the second year in a row. The secondary was solid for the defense last year and returns 2 starters. CB Isaac Madison is very physical and should show improvement this year. SS Jerico Nelson is good in run support, but must improve his coverage. Arkansas' schedule is about as bad as it gets for an SEC team. They have road games at Alabama, Florida, Ole Miss, and LSU. Remember how I said Razorback fans may have to wait until 2010 to be happy? Now you know why.

5.) Auburn – Well, I'll be watching this...along with thousands of other people. After canning former coach Tommy Tuberville for reasons unknown, the Tigers went out and hired former defensive coordinator Gene Chizik, who'd moved on to coach Iowa State with very little success. Now he's back at Auburn and looking to show everyone that it wasn't a silly move after all. His best move may have come in the spring when he hired former Tulsa offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn to run his offense. If he lets Malzahn operate, the scoring issue could go away quickly. Running Malzahn's offense will be...well, um, we're not sure. Kodi Burns has a strong, but inconsistent, arm and good wheels, so he's probably the best bet to start. However, Neil Caudle is more of a traditional dropback passer who could thrive in Malzahn's wide-open system. This battle could go on for a few games before someone finally emerges. RB Ben Tate has had some injury problems in the past, but showed some talent last year as a backup. He could challenge for 1,000 yards rushing this season. WR Mario Fannin the wild card for the Tiger offense. He catches, runs, throws, basically doing a little bit of everything. Malzahn will use him in a number of ways. The leading returning receiver is WR Montez Billings, who could emerge as a go-to receiver for the new quarterback. On defense, Auburn should be just fine. The unit was great last year and Chizik has a reputation for developing stingy groups. DE Antonio Coleman provides lots of pressure off the edge, and DT Jake Ricks should provide plenty of help against the run. Linebacker is a position where Auburn could use an upgrade, and it could come in the form of juco recruit and SEC name of the year nominee Eltoro Freeman. Great name. He has shown some ability in practice and should start right away. The secondary is led by safeties Mike McNeil and Zac Etheridge, both guys who can find the ball and get to it in a hurry. The Tigers face a pretty challenging schedule. Road games at Tennessee, Arkansas, LSU, and Georgia will test their mettle, but a home date against West Virginia could decide whether or not Auburn is a bowl team in 2009.

6.) Mississippi State – After firing Sylvester Croom (no matter what his "resignation" may have been phrased like), the Bulldogs look to start over with former Florida offensive coordinator Dan Mullen. Mullen brings the style and discipline of Urban Meyer to Starkville, which should be a welcome addition to MSU's fans. Scoring points in the Croom era was pretty much impossible for the Bulldogs, so at least this year's version should be vaguely watchable. The triggerman for the offense will be QB Tyson Lee, a former juco player who started most of the Bulldogs' games last season. He's a solid player, but certainly will not take MSU to the next level. His targets will be WRs Brandon McRae and Delmon Robinson, but neither is a playmaker. New blood may be required from this year's freshman class to solve the issues at receiver. Running back Anthony Dixon is a good player. Despite the ineptitude of the offense, Dixon ran for 869 yards and 7 TDs. Mullen's system should get him plenty of carries, making it likely that he'll improve upon those numbers. 4 starters return to the offensive line, which is good news for Lee and Dixon. On defense, Mississippi State has the talent in place to field a very good unit. DT Pernell McPhee is a solid player who may also be used at defensive end to increase the pressure that was non-existent last season. At linebacker, K.J. Wright has great quickness and is a sure-tackler. He leads a surprisingly deep group that should help the young line deal with any problems. In the secondary, CB Marcus Washington returns after starting every single game for the Bulldogs last season. His consistency sets the tone for the defensive backs. S Charles Mitchell has a lot of talent, and could emerge as a game-changer in the secondary. Mississippi State's schedule only features a few winnable games, but that's somewhat irrelevant. The good news is that the Bulldogs should show some improvement this year, and have a coach in place who can take them back to being the SEC West contenders that they used to be.

Disappointing Team: Ole Miss

Surprise Team: Arkansas

Top Players: QB Tim Tebow, Florida; QB Jevan Snead, Ole Miss; WR Julio Jones, Alabama; LB Brandon Spikes, Florida; S Eric Berry, Tennessee

Players to Keep An Eye On: WR Dexter McCluster, Ole Miss; QB Jordan Jefferson, LSU; RB Bryce Brown, Tennessee; QB Ryan Mallett, Arkansas; QB Greg McElroy, Alabama

Key Games: Florida at LSU, October 10th; Alabama at Ole Miss, October 10th; Florida vs. Georgia, October 31st; LSU at Alabama, November 7th; LSU at Ole Miss, November 21st

Coolest Jerseys: Ole Miss Rebels


~~ Lank

Ricky Rubio Doesn't Like Cold Weather


Ricky Rubio has gotten out of his tricky buyout clause with his Spanish league team, DKV Joventut.

But don't get excited, NBA fans; he's simply moving to another Spanish league team, after Barcelona paid his $5 million buyout. Thus ends the up-and-down, will-he-or-won't-he saga between Rubio and the Minnesota Timberwolves, who drafted his rights back in June. Minnesota knew at the time that getting him to America would be tricky because of said buyout, which may (partially) explain why they used the very next pick in the draft on another point guard, Jonny Flynn.

If you ask me, Rubio simply has no desire to go to Minnesota. Timberwolves GM David Kahn had traveled to Spain three times in the past few weeks to get a deal done with Joventut, and apparently had a sponsorship/endorsement deal lined up to actually get things done, but Rubio declined to take him up on it (note: per league rules, NBA teams are only allowed to pay up to $500,000 toward a player's buyout, which is why Minnesota couldn't simply pay for it themselves). Rubio mentioned that he didn't feel like Minnesota was the right fit, and that the deal was complicated, which wasn't the best thing for his career right now. Oh, and he mentioned how the NBA was still his goal and he plans to come over in 2011 when his deal with Barcelona is able to be bought out.

So, let me get this straight. Your goal is to play in the NBA; an NBA team drafted you and diligently worked on navigating through a tricky buyout; but you don't want to play for that team because it's "complicated". Hmmm, so you're telling me that you have no desire to Minnesota. Notice I didn't use a question mark at the end of that sentence, because I'm not confused. Before the draft, there were rumors that Rubio's mom doesn't like cold weather and wouldn't see him play as often if he were in a cold-weather city not named New York. Rubio is only 19 years old, so it's understandable that he'd want his family around as much as possible to help with is adjustment to living, and playing, in a new country. Also, Minnesota didn't have a coach until recently, when they hired Kurt Rambis away from the Lakers, so Rubio may have also had concerns about the present state of the team.

All of those excuses sound more like an explanation for the recent developments than a "complicated" or "risky" deal with Minnesota. If Rubio really wanted to play in the NBA, he would have played for the Timberwolves, showed his ability, and then moved along in a few seasons when his rookie contract ran out if he were unhappy. Instead, Rubio is staying in his homeland, forcing the Timberwolves to contemplate trading his rights, and setting up the move to a better team in a bigger market. If he does come to the NBA in 2011, he'll only be 21 with plenty of great years ahead of him, so it's not like he's wasting his prime in Spain. Ricky Rubio said "ole'" to the Timberwolves because he has no desire to play in Minnesota, not because staying in Europe is a safer option for him at this point in his career that, supposedly, has an ultimate goal of playing in the NBA; something that playing for the Timberwolves would have given him the opportunity to do.

Sometimes, these things aren't so hard to figure out.

~~ Lank